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Cleanliness: Not necessary- poo is disintegrating anyway, if the wind will carry it in the lungs of the Enemy, so much better; infants play on the street, put hands with poo-dirt in their mouths: it’s the natural selection, what the hell! And we give you a free ride (to the hospital) what the f*** do u want more!
Security: necessary for the famiglia, as for the rest—we have stars and stripes. Sleeping, but with a friendly boss. We can’t take the leaders in the security service field -Boldy Guardians Service –who, I can vouch, are “un-professional, they have no managerial skills” (unlike us, we have all the skills and more). They force the contract down yr throat. Ntz, ntz, ntz.
Permits-to-trespass-- are a Very good chance to earthen the streets, to knock down a few undesirables, to have “dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind”…same Natural Selection, if a few kids fall prey…too bad, too bad.
Official papers, documents: we can get them on the phone, if We want .You will never (you hear, never!) get them if you want: online, posted, etc. And be careful, don’t ask too much, don’t talk too much, or else… you get the police asking (only you) questions.
Playgrounds- never near a made guy. We’ll destroy them. We’ll vocalize on the theme; we have a Local Hymn, further down, but to cut a long story short: we’ll have a backgammon, bambi-lici hall (for us), so this is all we can do for you.
Parking: our Pro-phylactics, Alpha-plus(In Aldous Huxley's Brave New World you see who is Alpha and who is Delta) wise-guys park anywhere; for the others, it’s a whole different ball game- a place to park is too much to ask for. If you take action, we’ll summon you. Be very, very careful and watch yr de-constructive language…
Big foul water-wells --are absolutely necessary…we decided: you pay for them! You’ll get your money‘s worth…in sermons and exhortations, if not in what you paid for.
Debts --you better pay them, if not we’ll black-list you (down to 2,300, where we stop-we don’t go down to 2,100, because we’ll find one of the made-guys: as a made-guy he can shout to the others to pay, he doesn’t have to). In other words, we decide who is black-listed and who isn’t. Who gets the summons, who doesn’t, we are the law.
Law –this is only for the others, not for us. I can drink, as the top sailor, with Borcali, get in the car and drive…under the influence? So what, I’m El presidente!! For now…
I can call the police on you, because u collected (forced, sic!) donations for a playground. If the praca is close to us-this cannot be! On the other hand, we can erect a church, or an opera house, whatever -with your money, without the legal papers, procedures, wherever, whenever! Why? Because “we are Famigly! We’ve got all the sisters with me”….
Working block class: they’re welcome; they can all get here (well, at the Contras’ residence that is-“don’t stand so close to me”, try close to him). We scratch their back, they shout in your ear, we go to their tennis courts, and they turn your kids’ sleep into a nightmare.
Information- more like dis-information: when we want to decide something (which means it is apriori fait accompli) we’ll send you some “smoke on the water”, vaporised Somma…you don’t need to worry too much, trust us…dormi linistit, Fariseii Mondiali Introvertiti vegheaza pt tine…
Parties--- mine is excellent, don’t you dare touch it!! It Has Tailors-tailor made PMs, excellent Ridzis, wonderful
Local Hymn: “vows are spoken, to be broken—Enjoy the silence” DM…
when we need to summon you down: you’ll hear The NewSpeak, all right, but otherwise, if you want to know “what’s happening, what’s the buzz…” well: “try not to get worried, try not to turn onto problems that upset you, don’t you know everything’s all right… close your eyes, think of nothing tonight….” And if it won’t be alright, what the hell: it’s the contras, Malfoy –he’s done it all wrong, what can we do, we tried, but couldn’t fix it.
Fixing things --we’ll fix the things which (we think) need fixing. For instance, Tom wants to park in front of his house? Too bad, try another time and place, pal. This is where Johnny parks his car & the Pakistani, his dog. You don’t like it? Too bad for you…get lost: it’s our way, or the highway…
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